Lol I blew out my left earlobe and now it’s all bloody and looks like a war casualty and started closing already. Oh well, I’ll only just have one q plug from now on. Maybe I’ll repierce my left ear and have like an earring hew knows

Tips for flirting with older men

thenymphetballerina:

  • Give him a wide mouth, happy smile
  • Lower your held and give him a naughty grin
  • Lollipops, ice cream and bananas are your friend
  • Be friendly! Talk to him. Give him suggestions on what ice cream flavor to pick, tell him the sunglasses he tried on looks good on him

Whenever I’m out and feel naughty sometimes I’ll pull up my skirt and scratch up my thigh, and when I see someone looking at me i’ll make eye contact and give a naughty grin.

Temperatures in the ’80s, Hans Feurer

an-unexpected-hero:

The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies - Official Teaser Trailer 

John Waters’ Cry-Baby (1990)

lil’ kim attending aaliyah's funeral (circa 2001).


Gaga as a waitress in the trailer for Sin City: A Dame To Kill For 

Gaga as a waitress in the trailer for Sin City: A Dame To Kill For 

My ears are still super duper swollen. I don’t remember sizing up being this annoying